did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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