How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
