you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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