She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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