this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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