Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just gift wrapped bread.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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