I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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