I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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