Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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