i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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