He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
pray to the hookup gods
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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