so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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