She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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