is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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