Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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