Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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