They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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