Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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