Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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