Say something about gay babies.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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