So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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