But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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