turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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