I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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