i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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