I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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