somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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