Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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