Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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