i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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