Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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