When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
