oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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