Im at strip club and am horny
I cannot find my penis.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You smell like stripper and shame
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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