Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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