rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
im on a boat
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