I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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