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(904): View more from Florida

Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.

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(810): View more from Michigan

so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy

(734): View more from Michigan

what about the blowjobs for adderall?

(810): View more from Michigan

no those are still okay

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible

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(804): View more from Virginia

time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever

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(612): View more from Minnesota

This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.

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(541): View more from Oregon

But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.

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(925): View more from California

I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties

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