he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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