these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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