I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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