And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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