Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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