rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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