We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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