my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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