that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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