If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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