She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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