Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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