I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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