i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
