I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
17 year olds will be the death of me.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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